WHITEY is the person with ONLY White Money (like Me!)
Let me admit, the Heading was only to ATTRACT you to get you to come to this page and read the article!!
But, I promise that once You read the article, you will like it.
So, here goes......
But, before that. let me clarify...
This article is NOT intended to give you IDEAS on how to covert Black Money into White Money but only showing the way that people are using various methods to do so.
Loopholes are many and I only hope that the Authorities wake up to these loopholes and get the same addressed.
If you are a BLACKY, You are strongly requested to contact your Chartered Accountant, Declare the Concealed Income and pay the tax.
They are paying ADVANCE SALARIES to their employees WITHOUT INTEREST.
Some of them are even being paid 6 months salaries in Advance.
Wah! Kya Dayavaan Hai yeh BLACKY!
You may "manage" to get some portion of your BLACKY converted into WHITEY but YOU WILL BE CAUGHT.
If not today, tomorrrow.
The BEST option would be, DECLARE THE CONCEALED INCOMEPAY THE INCOME TAX&SLEEP BLISSFULLY.
What more can be more satisfying than a Blissful Sleep.
Just go back and check whether you were sleeping Blissfully, with Tension or Had No sleep on the night of 8th November and you will get the answer!
Best of luck,
The Demonitisation is the BEST thing to have happened to India post Independence.
It could expand the GDP by 1% minimum.